So Long As Churches Remain Charities

If They Had Wings

 We have suggested from sunrise to sunset that in the end we people manage our world on Myth, not Rational Contemplation. We have also suggested that even though we sometimes behave like them we struggle with the misfortune of not actualy being locusts. And I think we need to compare and contrast Edward Longshanks and the carnival that is the current US adminstration.

 I suspect that nobody actually reads my contributions to the whole so I won't labor, or labour, the details of one of England's most brilliantly devious chief executive officers. He wanted Wales to calm the hell down and accept that England under the tutaledge of the Norman Menace, this was a couple of generations after the signing of the Great Charter, were the clean and obvious rulers of an island twenty odd miles off the coast of France.

 What Edward Longshanks did was throughly defeat Llywelyn ap Gruffudd at the Battle of Orewin Bridge, forcing a humiliating submission from Wales which itself produced a series of wonderful myths that to this day reverbarate across the holy ground of Cardiff Arms Park when Wales engages in ritualistic combat with England's rugby players, who for some reason insist on calling rugby a game.

 Longshanks, on the other hand, was very familiar with the passions Wales' Dragons were capable of producing in their poets and he knew that the military victory he bathed in would last just a short while before some rabble rousing wordsmith with an impossible to spell and even harder to pronounce name would rouse the hackles of a defeated people and wop they'd be sticking leeks on their tunics, calling for Saint David to do a bit better than raise a hill.

 Having gathered his corporate box-wallahs, Long shanks came up with a Welsh Myth about The Legendary King Arthur - not to be mistaken with King Alfred, an easy mistake to make because both Arthur and Alfred are sources of legend, myth and the fine art of making stuff up that could be true because it sounds true to minds that have come to the end of their capacity to beat themselves against the cave walls of reality.

 For centuries, the Brythonic people had survived English incursions by observing the myths of the Mab Darogan—the "Son of Prophecy." One legend promised that King Arthur, a proud Brythonic leader, was not dead. Everyone knew he was sleeping in Avalon, and one day he would return, lead the red dragon of Wales, and purge Britain of the "European menace"—the Germanic Angles, Saxons, and Jutes who had stolen their valleys and become "England."

  Longshanks and his queeen, a woman called Eleanor, who was a Spanish Princess, together made a grand tour to Glastonbury Abbey which was safe inside England, in Somerset. He wanted to inspect a tomb the famously honest Monks of Glastonbury had discovered. The tomb had contained the bodies of King Arthur and Guinevere!

 Edward handled the bones of King Arthur and Guinevere himself. He wrapped them in magnificent silk, and reburied them in a grand marble tomb before the high altar. The message was brutal and definitive, Arthur was not coming back. His bones were under English lock and key. Edward was honoring a king, he was closing the book on Welsh sovereignty. He declared, I am the true heir to Britain. The prophecy is fulfilled, Arthur is gone, he won't be coming back, the new empire of nouns has arrived. He might not have said "nouns" but you get the drift.

 Feelings and Myth, Comrade! I try to look to Gibbon's decline and fall, and I see how difficult it was for him to arrive at a conclusion as he looked around and saw bits of Rome everywhere. I also look at Eastern Empire and see the new iteration of an old myth, a new children of the book, that took Constantinople, and Spain. My feelings are deep in a hope that the myths supporting the current US catastrophy will be replaced. Round here Longshanks and his Slavian Consort - his ignoble deal with a banker - can do no wrong so long as the Churches remain charities

 

Myths and Pedagogy

A Day Lily

 Yay Pedagogy! It's a practice of teaching, strategies, learning activities and assesments teachers use to help students aquire knowledge.

 One of the English Kings, an Edward, who really didn't like the Welsh, wanted to tame them, found, or pretended to find the tomb of King Arthur. He had a corpse buried.

 Why did he do that?

 Because of a myth in the Welsh psyche that laid claim to King Arthur. The great king would one day return and he'd kick the English devil well and truly out of Wales and beyond.

 

The River Wye and Purple Loosestrife

White Loosestrife

 Once when the purple loostrife was blooming along the River Wye I walked from Chepstow in Monmouthshire to Prestatyn in either Flintshire or Denbigshire. When I reached Prestatyn I didn't have the money for a busfare home so I walked back to Chepstow and then west to Cardiff.

 Those were the days when Baxter was a gleam in an Abdominal Aorta's eye. Ivan Ivanovitch was a character in a short book written by a disgraced Soviet artillery officer, and oddly enough Bobby's origins are buried in 1970's attempts by Soviet Intelligence Officers to use machines to comb through the billions of words of information in multiple languages collected from thousands of eavesdropping devices. 

 The route I took from Chepstow to Prestatyn followed or attempted to follow, the track of a ditch the son of Thingfrith, a descendent of Eowa by the name of Offa, had ordered dug across the Western borders of Mercian Land. Offa was a hard nosed bitter, money grubbing, son of a bitch who became Paramount Chief of Mercia, or King of Mercia, after a series of tribal wars and a bunch of assassinations of people with names like AEthelbald, not to be mistaken with AEthelbald of Wessex who was buried in Sherborne Abbey in Dorset.

 The ditch is called Offa's Dyke, I wouldn't put it past the son of Thingfrith to engage in that sort of thing, which would explain why he put his Queen on one of the gold coins he had minted for use in toadying up to the European Christian Bigwigs so the Arch Bishop of Cantebury would make more effort to be nice to Mercians......

 The point is that once upon a time I was a fan of Alfred of Wessex and his capacity for myth making, this admiration required me to examine the Mercian claim to have produced the First King of the English. And yes! Of course it's true, in my own pursuit of an aura that would engage  those distant days with a sense of purpose hithertofore I had failed to share with the English, I had spent far too many hours with the Battle of Maldon, a poem about real men of genuine Saxon heritage having the crap beaten out of them in Essex by Vikings. 

 Rightly so, as everyone should know, no one is whole until they have lost.

 And lo it was Godrick son of Odda who stole his lords splendid horse and ran from the fight. Saxon men thought their Lord was engaged in a cunning strategic withdrawel. The damned Vikings pretty much wiped them all out, but being Saxon and not Mercian everyone died incredibly bravely.  No news that I can remember of Godrick son of Odda's fate.

The Grand Conjuring Trick Called The Authentic

Dtain Field Rain Tree

 Saint Monday. Marx's core definition of Alientation isn't about feeling lonely, it's about Structural Separation. His argument went on to suggest that the Industrial Machine alienates, or separates us people from the Product, from the Act of Production and from Nature. As a result the earth and its creatures become resources to be optimized.

 This comforting and simplistic view from Marx, all rather fell apart when the Early Soviet Union decided to optimize the week by doing away with the weekend. Everyday a work day, a worker's day off spread across Stalin's Week, this way the machines never went idle. Why no one had ever thought of it before was a mystery to the cocktails and brunch crew.

 And yes, in the barcodes of industrial man, Authentic has become a certified destination you can buy with a credit card after you've got your half a sourdough loaf wrapped in plastic.

 There again the Eastern Dionysus was Shiva. Shiva was a long way from  being a home owner on Mount Olympus. He was the rythmn of creation, preservation and destruction. His authentic was Lord of the Cosmic Dance, when he stopped dancing the cosmos vanished.

 To Marx, Dionysus was probably an opiate and Shiva a savage who didn't understand why Hegel was upside-down